The NFL’s Requirement for Next Year

Janet Jackson shown on stage with Justin Timberlake. She is covered neck-to-toe in silver duct tape while he stands next to her holding a roll of duct tape rather than the bra cup. Both are looking at each other with serious expressions.
Maybe CBS will sign off on this.

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