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A Wilson NFL football labeled “Super Bowl XXXVIII” rests on a football field near the 50-yard line. The image includes a logo and text reading Commemorative Game Ball at the bottom. The tip of the ball has the same star nipple shield attached.
The commemorative game ball.

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