A Community Chest Indeed

A yellow Community Chest card from Monopoly reads: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. FCC FINES YOU $200 FOR MAKING A COMMUNITY CHEST. The card features a cartoon illustration of a star nipple shield.
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

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