Wanna Be Just Like You

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake on stage wearing black leather outfits with metallic accents. Both of her breasts are exposed, both with the nipple shields. He is wearing the exact same outfit with the same exposed breasts, also with the same nipple shields, as he other sings into a microphone. The scene appears intense and dramatic.
What’s good for the goose is weird for the gander.

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